Woh recruiter hai Kahan

This one is based on Woh Ladki Hai kahan from Dil chahta hai


--Participant (champu)--
Jisse dhoondta hoon main har kahin
Jo kabhi college main mila mujhe hai nahin
Mujhe jiske profile par ho yakeen
Woh recruiter hai kahan
Jisse sirf mere resume say hi pyaar ho
Jo paise dene ko bhi taiyyaar ho
Woh recruiter hai kahan

--Placomm--
Jo profile tumhaare khwaabon mein hain basi
Woh company filhaal to campus aaye nahin
Lekin Milegi tumhe kabhi na kabhi
Zara resume upload karoon yahan wahan
Chalo dhoondte hain hum tum kahin
Woh profile woh package Woh Company
Jisse dekhke kaho tum vahin
Arre mujhe naukri Karni hain yahan

--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Jaane kyoon khayaal aaya mujhe
Ke yeh kaam placom ke bus ka nahin
Tum mein nahin hain woh saari khubiyaan
jinko dhoondhe recruiter har kahin

--PLACOM--
Tumhe dhoka lagta hai ho gaya
hume underestimate kyon kiya
Tumhara placement jaroor hoga
Karo tum na yeh ghumaan

--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Jisse dhoondta hoon main har kahin
Jo kabhi college main mila mujhe hai nahin
Mujhe jiske profile par ho yakeen
Woh recruiter hai kahan

Maan lo, agar main yeh kahoon
Ke mere khwaabon mein Fortune 10 hi ho
Jaan lo, mera armaan hai
Ke mere placement inhiin main hoo

--PLACOM--
Mujhe tumne kya yeh bol diya
Mera dil ko jaise dhadakna bandh ho gaya
Mere dimaag ka dahi ban gaya
Sun ke tumhari daastaan

--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Jisse dhoondta hoon main har kahin
Jo kabhi college main mila mujhe hai nahin
Mujhe jiske profile par ho yakeen


--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan

--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan

--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan

--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan

--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan

--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan

--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan

--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan