mba recruit ne corporate HR ko

This one is based on chandu ke chacha by Aasma

Scene: Chillout room suddenly transforms to an office
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize

Dimag apna aise chalao
Customer ko bankruptcy court main phaunchao
come to office, free ki coffee peye jao
aish karo tum, day trading/orkuting karte jao

socho jab tak deadline hai baaki
solution itne bakwaas suggest karo taaki
boss tumhe dekh kar frustrate ho jaye
chod ke sab kuch woh dewaar pe sar maar maar ke behosh ho jaye

(chorus)
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye ,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye

company ne naye recruit ki capability pe liye chance,
recruit ko bole manage my customers, yah yah yah
recruit do a good job baby
chal hat chat phut yeh kaam mujhe sey nahi hoga , boss ko recruit bola
aise faltu kaam key liye phir mat bolna, aur boss ko diya verbal chmaat
1, 2, 3, 4, boss passes out on the floor

mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye ,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye

kaam milna sey pehle, voicemail activate karke canteen bhag jao,
achi kasi profitable clients ko, heavy losses karvao ,
come to office, free ki coffee peye jao
aish karo tum, day trading/orkuting karte jao

aish karo jabtka deadline hai baaki,
trade karo jabtak cashflow hai baaki,
kal position favourable na ho paye,
jaane kal ko market down ho jaye,

mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye ,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye

get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize