Place kar yaar!!

One of my best if i do say so myself.. tez dhaar .. batch ko place kar yaar!!

Huh.. ab suit pehno, 24 seater main baitho, college jaao
Chai ka paisa, hotbreads mein naashta, dimaag ka bheja fry
Na traffic ka bharosa, na Placom ka bharosa, kab milege mujhe naukri?
Kaun bulayga recruiter? Main? Nahin nahin hmm..hmm..hmm..hmm..

Apna bas ek usool hai, saare batch ko woh qubool hai
Apna bas ek usool hai, saare batch ko woh qubool hai

Barah lakh jaaye toh jaaye, par mujhe naukri mil jaaye
Naukri na mile toh kissi na kissi ki, jaan jaaye
Placom rehmat maange, placom mauhlat maange,
Placom rehmat maange, placom mauhlat maange

Apun ka ek hi jawaab hai yaar
Place kar yaar…hmm hmm place kar yaar hmm..place kar yaar, bas place kar de yaar

Kitna samjhaaya Placom ko
Is college mein har champu/champi ka favourite time pass hai sona aur rg karna
Aur naahin tum log rg karne ke liye phadoge na sone ke liye letoge
Lekin woh saale, leet gaye, aur recruiter bhag gaye

bol kahan chupega kahaan chunega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha Placom bachega, bol kahan chupega chupega,bol kahan a chupega
paisoon ki kya hai kimmat, kimmat toh bas, naukri ki hai, naukri ki hai
mere paisoon ki kimmat, bas, naukri hi hai
umm hmm hmm seena zori chori haraam khori
Apna toh ek hi jawaab hai yaar
Place kar yaar…umm hmm place kar yaar hmm..place kar yaar bas place kar yaar
Jaan bach gayi toh neend chali jaayegi
Neend kabhi aa bhi gayi toh cheekta huwa, darrta huwa
Kaampta huwa jaagega placom, bol kahan chupega
Place kar yaar…hmm place kar yaar
bol kahan chupega kahaan chunega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha Placom bachega, bol kahan chupega chupega,bol kahan a chupega

bol kahan chupega
Abbe saalon , taqdeer hamari chuti par hain, berozgari ka dar sar pe hai
Lekin baatein aisi karte ho, jaise recruiters ki line college kay bahar lagi hai
bol kahan chupega kahaan chunega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha Placom bachega, bol kahan chupega chupega,bol kahan a chupega

Umm…zindagi… aur maut ke ke beech, bas batch ki placement, place kar yaar
Umm hmm hmm seena zori chori haraam khori
Apna toh ek hi jawaab hai yaar
Place kar yaar place kar yaar umm place kar yaar place kar yaar…place kar yaar place kar yaar…
bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha placom bachega, bol kahan chupega, bol kahan chupega
Kya karta boss? Public ki demand thi, toh gana release kar diya
Placement month khatam hone ko aayi, aurab tak saala action shuru hi nahin huwa
Ha! Ab to recruiter ko bulao
Batch ko place karvao yaar!!