Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Never known an MBA like you before

is this what your boss is thinking ???

I've never known a MBA like you before
Unlike your peers from years before
Here you come swiping your card @ the security door
And I've never met a MBA like you before
The lack of substance in your work makes me want to jump from the 13th Floor!

Now my customers scream till their throats are raw
Now you've got me avoiding people on the trading floor!
And I've never known a MBA like you before
You've made me acknowledge the devil in me
I hope to Kotler I'm talkin' metaphorically
Hope that I'm talkin' allegorically
Know that I'm talkin' about the way I feel
And I've never known a MBA like you before
Never, never, never, never
Never known a MBA like you before
The curriculum’s changed so much
Don't feel like my degree counts!
Too many gyan presenters
Not enough gyan listeners!!
And now you've come along
Yes you've come along
And I've never met a MBA like you before

Change management
Yeah!

Typically
Yeah!

Comments
Yaah!

Huuze
Yeah!

Ejaacxtly
Yeah

The Big C
Yeah!