for a long time a colleague and friend of mine.. who has a slight ..very slight problem with Hindi... as been asking me parody an english song .. so here we go based on Coolio's Gangsta's paradise!!
As I walk through the trading floor in the shadow of debt
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left
coz I've been investing in futures so long, that
even the SMM champus thinks that my mind is gone
but I ain't never short sold a share that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a retail Invester you know that's unheard of
you better watch how you're talking, and where you're investing
or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to sell but i gotta, loc
As I Grow I see myself in the bull run, fool
I'm the kinda G the little fin mba's wanna be like
on my knees in the night, studying Brealey Myers in the streetlight
been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
keep spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
keep spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
They got the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the bears
so I gotta be down with the treasury team
too much bloomberg watching got me chasing dreams
I'm a highly educated fool with profit booking on my mind
got my laptop in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out I-Banker set trippin' investor
and my Client's Portfolio is down so don't arouse my anger, fool
bankruptcy ain't nothing but a market crash away,
I'm living life, sell or die, what can I say
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24
the way the markets are moving I don't know
[Chorus:]
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the only ones buying, are you and me
been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
Power and the money, money and the power
minute after minute, hour after hour
everybody's selling, but half of them ain't looking
what's going on in the markets, but I don't know what's kickin'
they say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
if they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool
been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the only ones buying, are you and me
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the only ones buying, are you and me
[fade out]
Thursday, July 27, 2006
champu banaya (aashik banaya demix)
The first ... i never knew i could do this until one day during placement season i could take no more!! i give you my first "de"-composition
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
nauri kay bin suni suni hain baahein
monster.com surf kar kar ke thak gaye hain nigaahein
placom ki mails dhek dhek key hum bharteen hain aahein,
naukri kay bin
monster.com surf kar kar ke thak gaye hain nigaahein
placom ki mails dhek dhek key hum bharteen hain aahein
naukri kay bin
barah lakh ka phatka lagaya,
roz char quiz de kar sataya
raat raat hamko jagaya
naukri kay bin
grades openly declare karke rg karvaya
3.0 CGPA key bina chain mujhko naa aaye
Lekin who bhi mujhe naukri na dila paye
tere bin
sab kei nighaaen placement services ko dhoondey
College ko har koi kos raha hai, PGDM pagal ho raha hai,
apni decision per sab roone lage hai,
jis din dd submit kiya thaa us din ko bhool ney ki koshish mey lagey hain
naukri kay bin jeena nahi hain gawara
reh jaaon ga main kuwaran
ab bacha nahi hain koi sahaara
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
(bechainiyo ka faaslo ka silsila hain
dardejigar ka yeh sabab hamko mila hain ) - 2
(betaabiyo ne hamko chur kar diya hain
Ab yahan say baghney ko majboor kar diya hain ) - 2
naukri ki bin raat kat ti nahi hain
naukri bin tension mit ti nahi hain
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
nauri kay bin suni suni hain baahein
monster.com surf kar kar ke thak gaye hain nigaahein
placom ki mails dhek dhek key hum bharteen hain aahein,
naukri kay bin
monster.com surf kar kar ke thak gaye hain nigaahein
placom ki mails dhek dhek key hum bharteen hain aahein
naukri kay bin
barah lakh ka phatka lagaya,
roz char quiz de kar sataya
raat raat hamko jagaya
naukri kay bin
grades openly declare karke rg karvaya
3.0 CGPA key bina chain mujhko naa aaye
Lekin who bhi mujhe naukri na dila paye
tere bin
sab kei nighaaen placement services ko dhoondey
College ko har koi kos raha hai, PGDM pagal ho raha hai,
apni decision per sab roone lage hai,
jis din dd submit kiya thaa us din ko bhool ney ki koshish mey lagey hain
naukri kay bin jeena nahi hain gawara
reh jaaon ga main kuwaran
ab bacha nahi hain koi sahaara
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
(bechainiyo ka faaslo ka silsila hain
dardejigar ka yeh sabab hamko mila hain ) - 2
(betaabiyo ne hamko chur kar diya hain
Ab yahan say baghney ko majboor kar diya hain ) - 2
naukri ki bin raat kat ti nahi hain
naukri bin tension mit ti nahi hain
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
champu banaya, champu banaya , champu banaya - aapne
Champu and Champi
Neal and Nikki .. need i say more
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Main shayaad bees saal ka tha jab mujhe pehli baar MBA karne ka Bukhar hua
IMS kay brochure ko maine dekha
Form bharke main barbad hua
main tab bhi itna bada fool tha jitna main aaj hoon
main tab bhi superchampu tha jaise main aaj hoon
Champu champu champu
Hey i am the champu i am the man, Bekaar Berozgaar
I am the champu i am the man, Bekaar Berozgaar
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Champu :Okay so what about you? whatz your story girl?
Champi= :Well!!
Main to yun hi form bhar baithe, jaane bina maine fees bhar de
i was twenty, maine college ka ad tv pe dekha, ****** uska naam tha
Champu:Oh that coll? It sucks
Champu:You know, wahan par naukir nahin milte
Champi:what?
Champu:yeah
umm main bahut impressed thi and anywayz
i know mere recruiter bulletproof jacket pahen ke aayega
Iran ka offer kano mein woh gungunayega
Champi champi champi champi
yo Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi..........champu
one year MBA is better than two, naye market mein offers milenge galore!
jab bhi yeh calculate karta !! i wanted to join the college even more
woh international faculty say hamko phadvayenge
Global exposure hamko dil vayenge!!
Champi:What!! Tujhe yey sab kisne bataya.. weirdo
duniya ki har ek bewakoof is college main bharti hai
non stop rg ki hamari kahani hai
Hey i am the champu i am the man, Bekaar Berozgaar
I am the champu i am the man Bekaar Berozgaar
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta Champu n Champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta Champu n Champi
21-22 college was so boring; 21-24
Champu: naukri was so boring
Champi:please!! Ab to samjho!!
line lagake sabh train/bus pakadte thay
agar miss ho gaye to half-day salary cut ke bare mein rote thay
mere joh dream company hai woh sapno mein hi rehte hai
jab main college aaten hoon Placom yeh kehte hai
Champi champi champi champi
yo Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy, full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy, full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champu:Agar hum dono kabhi miljate socho aaise kahin miljate
(the tune of tujhe dekha toh yeh jana sanam plays here)
Both: naaaa
Champi: ham tabhe is college main aa jateee !!
Champu:hey main tab bhi itna bada fool tha jitna main aaj hoon
main tab bhi superchampu tha jaise main aaj hoon
Champi: i know i know
you are the Champu you are the man Bekaar Berozgaar
you are the Champuyou are the man Bekaar Berozgaar
yo Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta Champu n Champi (x4)
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Main shayaad bees saal ka tha jab mujhe pehli baar MBA karne ka Bukhar hua
IMS kay brochure ko maine dekha
Form bharke main barbad hua
main tab bhi itna bada fool tha jitna main aaj hoon
main tab bhi superchampu tha jaise main aaj hoon
Champu champu champu
Hey i am the champu i am the man, Bekaar Berozgaar
I am the champu i am the man, Bekaar Berozgaar
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Champu :Okay so what about you? whatz your story girl?
Champi= :Well!!
Main to yun hi form bhar baithe, jaane bina maine fees bhar de
i was twenty, maine college ka ad tv pe dekha, ****** uska naam tha
Champu:Oh that coll? It sucks
Champu:You know, wahan par naukir nahin milte
Champi:what?
Champu:yeah
umm main bahut impressed thi and anywayz
i know mere recruiter bulletproof jacket pahen ke aayega
Iran ka offer kano mein woh gungunayega
Champi champi champi champi
yo Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi..........champu
one year MBA is better than two, naye market mein offers milenge galore!
jab bhi yeh calculate karta !! i wanted to join the college even more
woh international faculty say hamko phadvayenge
Global exposure hamko dil vayenge!!
Champi:What!! Tujhe yey sab kisne bataya.. weirdo
duniya ki har ek bewakoof is college main bharti hai
non stop rg ki hamari kahani hai
Hey i am the champu i am the man, Bekaar Berozgaar
I am the champu i am the man Bekaar Berozgaar
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta Champu n Champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta Champu n Champi
21-22 college was so boring; 21-24
Champu: naukri was so boring
Champi:please!! Ab to samjho!!
line lagake sabh train/bus pakadte thay
agar miss ho gaye to half-day salary cut ke bare mein rote thay
mere joh dream company hai woh sapno mein hi rehte hai
jab main college aaten hoon Placom yeh kehte hai
Champi champi champi champi
yo Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy, full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy, full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champu:Agar hum dono kabhi miljate socho aaise kahin miljate
(the tune of tujhe dekha toh yeh jana sanam plays here)
Both: naaaa
Champi: ham tabhe is college main aa jateee !!
Champu:hey main tab bhi itna bada fool tha jitna main aaj hoon
main tab bhi superchampu tha jaise main aaj hoon
Champi: i know i know
you are the Champu you are the man Bekaar Berozgaar
you are the Champuyou are the man Bekaar Berozgaar
yo Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta Champu n Champi (x4)
come to me (champu master mix)
This one was peak of placement time !! based on the more popular and infinitely right here right now from BluffMaster
come to me, bhool jaaye hum naukri dhoondna
come to me hum ek aur loan lekar start karenge apni companiya
come to me, bhool jaaye hum naukri dhoondna
come to me hum ek aur loan lekar start karenge apni companiya
listen up boys and girls
ek main aur ek tu hai aur company aane ki hawa nahi hai
aarzoo bekabu hai samjho saara batch baaki
course ka kya bharosa march 15th ko khatam ho jaye
tab tak naukri na mil paaye, reh na jaaye haat khaali
right here right now hain tension ka samaa
write the Placom a mail one time
right here right now Placom hai khahan??
write the Placom a mail two time
bhool na jaao, mat muskurao, reh na jaaye aadha batch baaki
ek main aur ek tu hai aur company aane ki hawa nahi hai
aarzoo bekabu hai samjho saara batch baaki
course ka kya bharosa march 15th ko khatam ho jaye
tab tak naukri na mil paaye, reh na jaaye haat khaali
come to me
come to me
aao naukri dhoonde hum tum, yu ke phir na college pe karna pade bharosa
never gonna recommend the coll
never gonna recommend the coll no no no no
na ho koi bekaar na ho berozgar
never gonna recommend the coll
never gonna recommend the coll no no no no
right here right now hain tension ka samaa
right here right now 80% batch hai baaki
bhool na jaao, mat muskurao, reh na jaaye aadha batch baaki
ek main aur ek tu hai aur company aane ki hawa nahi hai
aarzoo bekabu hai samjho saara batch baaki
course ka kya bharosa march 15th ko khatam ho jaye
tab tak naukri na mil paaye, reh na jaaye haat khaali
come to me, bhool jaaye hum naukri dhoondna
come to me hum ek aur loan lekar start karenge apni companiya
come to me, bhool jaaye hum naukri dhoondna
come to me hum ek aur loan lekar start karenge apni companiya
come to me, bhool jaaye hum naukri dhoondna
come to me hum ek aur loan lekar start karenge apni companiya
come to me, bhool jaaye hum naukri dhoondna
come to me hum ek aur loan lekar start karenge apni companiya
listen up boys and girls
ek main aur ek tu hai aur company aane ki hawa nahi hai
aarzoo bekabu hai samjho saara batch baaki
course ka kya bharosa march 15th ko khatam ho jaye
tab tak naukri na mil paaye, reh na jaaye haat khaali
right here right now hain tension ka samaa
write the Placom a mail one time
right here right now Placom hai khahan??
write the Placom a mail two time
bhool na jaao, mat muskurao, reh na jaaye aadha batch baaki
ek main aur ek tu hai aur company aane ki hawa nahi hai
aarzoo bekabu hai samjho saara batch baaki
course ka kya bharosa march 15th ko khatam ho jaye
tab tak naukri na mil paaye, reh na jaaye haat khaali
come to me
come to me
aao naukri dhoonde hum tum, yu ke phir na college pe karna pade bharosa
never gonna recommend the coll
never gonna recommend the coll no no no no
na ho koi bekaar na ho berozgar
never gonna recommend the coll
never gonna recommend the coll no no no no
right here right now hain tension ka samaa
right here right now 80% batch hai baaki
bhool na jaao, mat muskurao, reh na jaaye aadha batch baaki
ek main aur ek tu hai aur company aane ki hawa nahi hai
aarzoo bekabu hai samjho saara batch baaki
course ka kya bharosa march 15th ko khatam ho jaye
tab tak naukri na mil paaye, reh na jaaye haat khaali
come to me, bhool jaaye hum naukri dhoondna
come to me hum ek aur loan lekar start karenge apni companiya
come to me, bhool jaaye hum naukri dhoondna
come to me hum ek aur loan lekar start karenge apni companiya
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Place kar yaar!!
One of my best if i do say so myself.. tez dhaar .. batch ko place kar yaar!!
Huh.. ab suit pehno, 24 seater main baitho, college jaao
Chai ka paisa, hotbreads mein naashta, dimaag ka bheja fry
Na traffic ka bharosa, na Placom ka bharosa, kab milege mujhe naukri?
Kaun bulayga recruiter? Main? Nahin nahin hmm..hmm..hmm..hmm..
Apna bas ek usool hai, saare batch ko woh qubool hai
Apna bas ek usool hai, saare batch ko woh qubool hai
Barah lakh jaaye toh jaaye, par mujhe naukri mil jaaye
Naukri na mile toh kissi na kissi ki, jaan jaaye
Placom rehmat maange, placom mauhlat maange,
Placom rehmat maange, placom mauhlat maange
Apun ka ek hi jawaab hai yaar
Place kar yaar…hmm hmm place kar yaar hmm..place kar yaar, bas place kar de yaar
Kitna samjhaaya Placom ko
Is college mein har champu/champi ka favourite time pass hai sona aur rg karna
Aur naahin tum log rg karne ke liye phadoge na sone ke liye letoge
Lekin woh saale, leet gaye, aur recruiter bhag gaye
bol kahan chupega kahaan chunega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha Placom bachega, bol kahan chupega chupega,bol kahan a chupega
paisoon ki kya hai kimmat, kimmat toh bas, naukri ki hai, naukri ki hai
mere paisoon ki kimmat, bas, naukri hi hai
umm hmm hmm seena zori chori haraam khori
Apna toh ek hi jawaab hai yaar
Place kar yaar…umm hmm place kar yaar hmm..place kar yaar bas place kar yaar
Jaan bach gayi toh neend chali jaayegi
Neend kabhi aa bhi gayi toh cheekta huwa, darrta huwa
Kaampta huwa jaagega placom, bol kahan chupega
Place kar yaar…hmm place kar yaar
bol kahan chupega kahaan chunega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha Placom bachega, bol kahan chupega chupega,bol kahan a chupega
bol kahan chupega
Abbe saalon , taqdeer hamari chuti par hain, berozgari ka dar sar pe hai
Lekin baatein aisi karte ho, jaise recruiters ki line college kay bahar lagi hai
bol kahan chupega kahaan chunega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha Placom bachega, bol kahan chupega chupega,bol kahan a chupega
Umm…zindagi… aur maut ke ke beech, bas batch ki placement, place kar yaar
Umm hmm hmm seena zori chori haraam khori
Apna toh ek hi jawaab hai yaar
Place kar yaar place kar yaar umm place kar yaar place kar yaar…place kar yaar place kar yaar…
bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha placom bachega, bol kahan chupega, bol kahan chupega
Kya karta boss? Public ki demand thi, toh gana release kar diya
Placement month khatam hone ko aayi, aurab tak saala action shuru hi nahin huwa
Ha! Ab to recruiter ko bulao
Batch ko place karvao yaar!!
Huh.. ab suit pehno, 24 seater main baitho, college jaao
Chai ka paisa, hotbreads mein naashta, dimaag ka bheja fry
Na traffic ka bharosa, na Placom ka bharosa, kab milege mujhe naukri?
Kaun bulayga recruiter? Main? Nahin nahin hmm..hmm..hmm..hmm..
Apna bas ek usool hai, saare batch ko woh qubool hai
Apna bas ek usool hai, saare batch ko woh qubool hai
Barah lakh jaaye toh jaaye, par mujhe naukri mil jaaye
Naukri na mile toh kissi na kissi ki, jaan jaaye
Placom rehmat maange, placom mauhlat maange,
Placom rehmat maange, placom mauhlat maange
Apun ka ek hi jawaab hai yaar
Place kar yaar…hmm hmm place kar yaar hmm..place kar yaar, bas place kar de yaar
Kitna samjhaaya Placom ko
Is college mein har champu/champi ka favourite time pass hai sona aur rg karna
Aur naahin tum log rg karne ke liye phadoge na sone ke liye letoge
Lekin woh saale, leet gaye, aur recruiter bhag gaye
bol kahan chupega kahaan chunega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha Placom bachega, bol kahan chupega chupega,bol kahan a chupega
paisoon ki kya hai kimmat, kimmat toh bas, naukri ki hai, naukri ki hai
mere paisoon ki kimmat, bas, naukri hi hai
umm hmm hmm seena zori chori haraam khori
Apna toh ek hi jawaab hai yaar
Place kar yaar…umm hmm place kar yaar hmm..place kar yaar bas place kar yaar
Jaan bach gayi toh neend chali jaayegi
Neend kabhi aa bhi gayi toh cheekta huwa, darrta huwa
Kaampta huwa jaagega placom, bol kahan chupega
Place kar yaar…hmm place kar yaar
bol kahan chupega kahaan chunega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha Placom bachega, bol kahan chupega chupega,bol kahan a chupega
bol kahan chupega
Abbe saalon , taqdeer hamari chuti par hain, berozgari ka dar sar pe hai
Lekin baatein aisi karte ho, jaise recruiters ki line college kay bahar lagi hai
bol kahan chupega kahaan chunega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha Placom bachega, bol kahan chupega chupega,bol kahan a chupega
Umm…zindagi… aur maut ke ke beech, bas batch ki placement, place kar yaar
Umm hmm hmm seena zori chori haraam khori
Apna toh ek hi jawaab hai yaar
Place kar yaar place kar yaar umm place kar yaar place kar yaar…place kar yaar place kar yaar…
bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega bol, bol kahan chupega kahaan chupega
Aisi koyi jageh nahin jaha placom bachega, bol kahan chupega, bol kahan chupega
Kya karta boss? Public ki demand thi, toh gana release kar diya
Placement month khatam hone ko aayi, aurab tak saala action shuru hi nahin huwa
Ha! Ab to recruiter ko bulao
Batch ko place karvao yaar!!
Wednesday, July 12, 2006
Interview Jaise Hai Ek Aandhi
Thodi Sher-o- shaire!!
Interview Jaise Hai Ek Aandhi,
Interview Hai Ek Toofaan
recruiter Ke Aage Bebas Hai, Block 3A Mein Har ek Insaan
Naukri ke liya Sab Hain Deewane, Naukri key liya Sab Hairaan
Naukri bin Sab Kuchh Mushkil Hai, Naukri Milke Sab Aasaan
Dekho Pyare, Yeh IT, Ye Finance , Ye Marketing
Hai Naukri dhoondne main Kaise Gum
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Degree To Hai Ek Raahi Doston, Naukri hi sabke Manzil Doston
Grades To Hai Ek Kashti Naukri, Jiska Saahil Ho
Hum Na Phir Kuchh Maange Jaana, Naukri Agar Haasil Ho
Dil To Hai Mera Tanha Jaana, Agar is batch main sab place na Ho
Naukri Se Hain Saari Khushiyan, Berozgari Se Barbaadi
Naukri Hai Paabandi Lekin, Naukri Hi Aazaadi
Naukri Ki Duniya Mein Yaaron Khwaboon Ki Aabaadi
Jeet gaya Wo Jisko Manzil Naukri Ne Dikhladi
Dekho Pyare, Yeh IT, Ye Finance , Ye Marketing
Hai Naukri dhoondne main Kaise Gum
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Naukri ko Dhondha hai, Placom ko gali dey Hai
Hamne Jab Interview diye hain to naukri to milne he hai Hai.
Naukri ko Dhondha hai, Placom ko gali dey Hai
Hamne Jab Interview diye hain to naukri to milne he hai Hai.
Batch Mera Paagal Hai Interviewer, Isko Tum Offer dey Do
Placom please recruiter ko Samjha Do
Bulaya hai unko campus pey, to do teen champu unko pakdah do
Naukri Tujhpe Mit Jaayega Tera Ye Parwana
Recruiter Mere Caliber kya hai Shortlist bana key, Tune Ye Na Jaana
jab perform karenge hum kisi aur company key leya, tujhe yaad aayega mucjhe thukrana
Dekho Pyare, Yeh IT, Ye Finance , Ye Marketing
Hai Naukri dhoondne main Kaise Gum
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Interview Jaise Hai Ek Aandhi,
Interview Hai Ek Toofaan
recruiter Ke Aage Bebas Hai, Block 3A Mein Har ek Insaan
Naukri ke liya Sab Hain Deewane, Naukri key liya Sab Hairaan
Naukri bin Sab Kuchh Mushkil Hai, Naukri Milke Sab Aasaan
Dekho Pyare, Yeh IT, Ye Finance , Ye Marketing
Hai Naukri dhoondne main Kaise Gum
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Degree To Hai Ek Raahi Doston, Naukri hi sabke Manzil Doston
Grades To Hai Ek Kashti Naukri, Jiska Saahil Ho
Hum Na Phir Kuchh Maange Jaana, Naukri Agar Haasil Ho
Dil To Hai Mera Tanha Jaana, Agar is batch main sab place na Ho
Naukri Se Hain Saari Khushiyan, Berozgari Se Barbaadi
Naukri Hai Paabandi Lekin, Naukri Hi Aazaadi
Naukri Ki Duniya Mein Yaaron Khwaboon Ki Aabaadi
Jeet gaya Wo Jisko Manzil Naukri Ne Dikhladi
Dekho Pyare, Yeh IT, Ye Finance , Ye Marketing
Hai Naukri dhoondne main Kaise Gum
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Naukri ko Dhondha hai, Placom ko gali dey Hai
Hamne Jab Interview diye hain to naukri to milne he hai Hai.
Naukri ko Dhondha hai, Placom ko gali dey Hai
Hamne Jab Interview diye hain to naukri to milne he hai Hai.
Batch Mera Paagal Hai Interviewer, Isko Tum Offer dey Do
Placom please recruiter ko Samjha Do
Bulaya hai unko campus pey, to do teen champu unko pakdah do
Naukri Tujhpe Mit Jaayega Tera Ye Parwana
Recruiter Mere Caliber kya hai Shortlist bana key, Tune Ye Na Jaana
jab perform karenge hum kisi aur company key leya, tujhe yaad aayega mucjhe thukrana
Dekho Pyare, Yeh IT, Ye Finance , Ye Marketing
Hai Naukri dhoondne main Kaise Gum
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Naukri Milke Dil Ka Hai Jo Hal Kya Kahein Ho Gaya Hai Kaisa Ye Kamaal Kya Kahein
Sunday, July 09, 2006
Kya main MBA hoon
Some post graduation introspection!! you expect to gain some "paradigm shifting" knowledge. but you dont??? Kya main zinda hoon ?? kya main mba hoon??
chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm!
chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm!
phir bhi kyun nahi lagataa ke main MBA hoon
kya main MBA hoon??
chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm!
chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm !
phir bhi kyun nahi lagataa ke main MBA hoon
kya main MBA hoon??
Dimag mein yeh tension kyon ! rooh tadapti hai kyun??
Dimag mein yeh tension kyon ! rooh tadapti hai kyun??
Copy paste karna hi seekha hai! Parchaien bhi mujhe se poochte haikya main MBA hoon??
ye andhi copy paste karne ki aadat, bin samjhe “gyan” dhundtha hoon!
Grades ki excel sheet bhi puchhati hai kyaa main mba hoon??
Google na chale to aankhonse jhalak jaate hai aansu
chikhati hai bechaini kya main mba hoon ??
kya main mba hoon??
kya main mba hoon ??
kya main mba hoon ??
chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm !
phir bhi kyun nahi lagataa ke main MBA hoon !!
kya main MBA hoon??
Chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm!
phir bhi kyun nahi lagataa ke main MBA hoon!!
kyaa main MBA hoon??
kyaa main MBA hoon??
kyaa main MBA hoon ??
chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm!
chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm!
phir bhi kyun nahi lagataa ke main MBA hoon
kya main MBA hoon??
chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm!
chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm !
phir bhi kyun nahi lagataa ke main MBA hoon
kya main MBA hoon??
Dimag mein yeh tension kyon ! rooh tadapti hai kyun??
Dimag mein yeh tension kyon ! rooh tadapti hai kyun??
Copy paste karna hi seekha hai! Parchaien bhi mujhe se poochte haikya main MBA hoon??
ye andhi copy paste karne ki aadat, bin samjhe “gyan” dhundtha hoon!
Grades ki excel sheet bhi puchhati hai kyaa main mba hoon??
Google na chale to aankhonse jhalak jaate hai aansu
chikhati hai bechaini kya main mba hoon ??
kya main mba hoon??
kya main mba hoon ??
kya main mba hoon ??
chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm !
phir bhi kyun nahi lagataa ke main MBA hoon !!
kya main MBA hoon??
Chal raha hai capstone hmm! placement ho gaye hmm!
phir bhi kyun nahi lagataa ke main MBA hoon!!
kyaa main MBA hoon??
kyaa main MBA hoon??
kyaa main MBA hoon ??
Google sey bhi MBA hota hai
This one's based on ek nazar main bhi
Google sey bhi MBA hota hai, maine kiya hai
Copy paste karne si kaam chalta hai, maine kiya hai
Assignment asani sey hone lagta hai
jahaan haseen sa lagne lagta hai
Koyi original submit karde, to AVR faint hota hai, maine dekha hai
Google sey bhi MBA hota hai, maine kiya hai
Copy paste karne si kaam chalta hai, maine kiya hai
Chamakte hain chehre, chamakta hai KV
Behekti hain Cntrl C/ Cntrl V keys, mere liye
Assignment Source Agar ka doon toPadke jane,
ki chances bhadte hain ,mere liye
Aisa shayad har institute main hota hai, maine suna hai
Google sey bhi MBA hota hai, maine kiya hai
Copy paste karne si kaam chalta hai, maine kiya hai
Global MBA karne ko chale hain
4Ps/ 5Cs ka full form aata bhi nahin!
Sab chahte thay DIC/DMC may placemen
tAur samajthe thay hamare CVs main nahi koyi kami
Pasand nahi aaya hamari shakle recruiters ko,
Placom to yahi kehta hai
Google sey bhi MBA hota hai, maine kiya hai
Copy paste karne si kaam chalta hai, maine kiya hai
Assignment asani sey hone lagta hai
Jahaan haseen sa lagne lagta hai
Koyi original submit karde, to AVR faint hota hai, maine dekha hai
Google sey bhi MBA hota hai, maine kiya hai
Copy paste karne si kaam chalta hai, maine kiya hai
Assignment asani sey hone lagta hai
jahaan haseen sa lagne lagta hai
Koyi original submit karde, to AVR faint hota hai, maine dekha hai
Google sey bhi MBA hota hai, maine kiya hai
Copy paste karne si kaam chalta hai, maine kiya hai
Chamakte hain chehre, chamakta hai KV
Behekti hain Cntrl C/ Cntrl V keys, mere liye
Assignment Source Agar ka doon toPadke jane,
ki chances bhadte hain ,mere liye
Aisa shayad har institute main hota hai, maine suna hai
Google sey bhi MBA hota hai, maine kiya hai
Copy paste karne si kaam chalta hai, maine kiya hai
Global MBA karne ko chale hain
4Ps/ 5Cs ka full form aata bhi nahin!
Sab chahte thay DIC/DMC may placemen
tAur samajthe thay hamare CVs main nahi koyi kami
Pasand nahi aaya hamari shakle recruiters ko,
Placom to yahi kehta hai
Google sey bhi MBA hota hai, maine kiya hai
Copy paste karne si kaam chalta hai, maine kiya hai
Assignment asani sey hone lagta hai
Jahaan haseen sa lagne lagta hai
Koyi original submit karde, to AVR faint hota hai, maine dekha hai
Ek mba passout ki kahani
This one is based on zinda hoon!!
yeh hai ek mba passout ki kahani
bin neend zindagani,
boss keh raha hai,
tu target nahi meet kar raha hai ,
yahan copy paste nahi chalega jaani,
samhjhana padega adhe juniors ko mba ki zubani,
har kaam mujhe kill kar raha hai,
college vapas lautne ko keh raha hai
Knowledge main gaps har ek say chupata phirta hoon
Google ke aanchal main zinda hoon
bass yeh meri kahani
mote package ki naukri thi pani
lekin ab ek darr beh raha hai
college vapas lautne ko keh raha hai
Knowledge main gaps har ek say chupata phirta hoon
Lunch break main textbook padhta hoon
bajay shanti ki shabnum mere office mein
baraste rehte hain har simt maut ke saye
keyboard se ulajh padte hain mere haath
koi nahi .. koi bhi nahi jo sikhai
main kitni der bekar kaam submit karta rahoonga
koi nahi hai koi bhi nahina pass na durr
yeh kaam hai
boss ki supervision
meri confirmation na hone ka jo ellan kiye jaata hai
zindagi hai is liye jiye jaata hoon
red bull ki ghoont peya jaata hoon
Batch ko gane mail kiye jaata hoon
ab na koi groupwork hai
phir bhi ehsaas hai
KV mai uljhi padi
meadows ki ek aas hai
yadoon ka jungle yeh dil
hot breads ki rolls se jal thal yeh dil
Knowledge main gaps har ek say chupata phirta hoon
Google ke aanchal main zinda hoon
Knowledge main gaps har ek say chupata phirta hoon
Lunch break main textbook padhta hoon
yeh hai ek mba passout ki kahani
bin neend zindagani,
boss keh raha hai,
tu target nahi meet kar raha hai ,
yahan copy paste nahi chalega jaani,
samhjhana padega adhe juniors ko mba ki zubani,
har kaam mujhe kill kar raha hai,
college vapas lautne ko keh raha hai
Knowledge main gaps har ek say chupata phirta hoon
Google ke aanchal main zinda hoon
bass yeh meri kahani
mote package ki naukri thi pani
lekin ab ek darr beh raha hai
college vapas lautne ko keh raha hai
Knowledge main gaps har ek say chupata phirta hoon
Lunch break main textbook padhta hoon
bajay shanti ki shabnum mere office mein
baraste rehte hain har simt maut ke saye
keyboard se ulajh padte hain mere haath
koi nahi .. koi bhi nahi jo sikhai
main kitni der bekar kaam submit karta rahoonga
koi nahi hai koi bhi nahina pass na durr
yeh kaam hai
boss ki supervision
meri confirmation na hone ka jo ellan kiye jaata hai
zindagi hai is liye jiye jaata hoon
red bull ki ghoont peya jaata hoon
Batch ko gane mail kiye jaata hoon
ab na koi groupwork hai
phir bhi ehsaas hai
KV mai uljhi padi
meadows ki ek aas hai
yadoon ka jungle yeh dil
hot breads ki rolls se jal thal yeh dil
Knowledge main gaps har ek say chupata phirta hoon
Google ke aanchal main zinda hoon
Knowledge main gaps har ek say chupata phirta hoon
Lunch break main textbook padhta hoon
Saturday, July 08, 2006
Chall diye
This one is based on Amit Sana' chall diye
Anjani rahe hain, rahe hain, rahe hain,
Jani mani company, company, company
Anjani rahe hain, jani mani company
Jaane kyon kaam karne ko chahe yeh dil.
Kis mod par, AVR mile Dairy main sess number liye,
Chal diyaeeeeee, Chal diye
Company ki balance sheet ka band bajane
Chal diyaeeeeee, Chal diye
HR ne preference na poojha na samjha ,Bus post kar diya.
College mein Kabhi padha nahi magar, Khwabon mein company mein rw (relative work) karne ki khwaish hai,
College mein Kabhi padha nahi magar, Khwabon mein company mein rw (relative work) karne ki khwaish hai,
Nikale hain aaj kadam yein, Customer ko champu banane ki liyaee
Customer ko champu banana liye
Chal diyaeeeeee, Chal diy
eCompany ki balance sheet ka band bajaneChal diyaeeeeee,
Chal diye HR ne preference na poojha na samjha ,Bus post kar diya.
LC2 Aata to nahin nazar, Lekin dubai hain in aakhon mein,
Paas woh nahin magar, Fellow champus hain sathein in rahon mein
Meadows Aata to nahin nazar, Lekin dubai hain in aakhon mein,
Paas woh nahin magar, Fellow champus hain sathein in rahon mein
Chal diyaeeeeee, Chal diye Company ki balance sheet ka band bajane
Chal diyaeeeeee, Chal diyee
HR ne preference na poojha na samjha ,Bus post kar diya.
Anjani rahe hain, jani mani company
Jaane kyon kaam karne ko chahe yeh dil.
Kis mod par, AVR mile Dairy main sess number liye,
Chal diyaeeeeee, Chal diye
Company ki balance sheet ka band bajane
Chal diyaeeeeee, Chal diye
HR ne preference na poojha na samjha ,Bus post kar diya.
Jaane kyon kaam karne ko chahe yeh dil.
Kis mod par, AVR mile Dairy main sess number liye,
Chal diyaeeeeee, Chal diye
Company ki balance sheet ka band bajane
Chal diyaeeeeee, Chal diye
HR ne preference na poojha na samjha ,Bus post kar diya.
Dil Chahta hai
Dil Chahta Hai,
Dil Chahta HaiDil Chahta Hai,
Kabhi Na Beete RG key Din,
Dil Chahta Hai,
Hum Na Rahein Kabhi SESS number Ke Bin,
Din Bhar mare Chillout mein Kharrate
Jhoome Shaame, Jageen Raatein
AOE Mein Rahe Dooba Dooba Hameshaa
SamaaHumko Raahon Mein Yoonhi Milti Rahein Khushiyaan
Dil Chahta Hai,
Kabhi Na Beete Dubai ke Din,
Dil Chahta Hai,
Hum Na Rahe Kabhi SESS number Ke Bin
Jagmagaate Hain, Jhilmilaate Hain meadows key Raastein
58 waley phadtey rahein grades key Waaste
woh oh Oh woh ...
Lecture bunk kare Hum,
Chillout mein Jaayein, Khali gadda , Voh Hum Paayein
neend Mein Rahe Dooba Dooba Hameshaa Samaa
Humko Raahon Mein Yoonhi Milti Rahein takiyaan
Dil Chahta Hai,
Dil Chahta Hai
Kaisa Ajab Yeh Safar Hai, Socho To sirf Sneh ko khabar Hai
Course Material Kidhar Hai,Jo uske notes paye, Voh exam mein pass ho jaayeeeee
WOh Oh WOh .oh..
Dil Chahta Hai,
Dil Chahta Hai
Dil Chahta Hai,
Kabhi Na Beete RG key Din
Dil Chahta Hai, Hum Na Rahein Kabhi SESS number Ke Bin
Din Bhar mare Chillout mein Kharrate
Jhoome Shaame, Jageen Raatein
AOE Mein Rahe Dooba Dooba Hameshaa Samaa
Humko Raahon Mein Yoonhi Milti Rahein Khushiyaan
Dil Chahta Hai,
Kabhi Na Beete Dubai ke Din,
Dil Chahta Hai,
Hum Na Rahe Kabhi SESS number Ke Bin
Jagmagaate Hain, Jhilmilaate Hain meadows key Raastein
58 waley phadtey rahein grades key
Waastewoh oh Oh woh ...
Dil Chahta Hai ...
Dil Chahta HaiDil Chahta Hai,
Kabhi Na Beete RG key Din,
Dil Chahta Hai,
Hum Na Rahein Kabhi SESS number Ke Bin,
Din Bhar mare Chillout mein Kharrate
Jhoome Shaame, Jageen Raatein
AOE Mein Rahe Dooba Dooba Hameshaa
SamaaHumko Raahon Mein Yoonhi Milti Rahein Khushiyaan
Dil Chahta Hai,
Kabhi Na Beete Dubai ke Din,
Dil Chahta Hai,
Hum Na Rahe Kabhi SESS number Ke Bin
Jagmagaate Hain, Jhilmilaate Hain meadows key Raastein
58 waley phadtey rahein grades key Waaste
woh oh Oh woh ...
Lecture bunk kare Hum,
Chillout mein Jaayein, Khali gadda , Voh Hum Paayein
neend Mein Rahe Dooba Dooba Hameshaa Samaa
Humko Raahon Mein Yoonhi Milti Rahein takiyaan
Dil Chahta Hai,
Dil Chahta Hai
Kaisa Ajab Yeh Safar Hai, Socho To sirf Sneh ko khabar Hai
Course Material Kidhar Hai,Jo uske notes paye, Voh exam mein pass ho jaayeeeee
WOh Oh WOh .oh..
Dil Chahta Hai,
Dil Chahta Hai
Dil Chahta Hai,
Kabhi Na Beete RG key Din
Dil Chahta Hai, Hum Na Rahein Kabhi SESS number Ke Bin
Din Bhar mare Chillout mein Kharrate
Jhoome Shaame, Jageen Raatein
AOE Mein Rahe Dooba Dooba Hameshaa Samaa
Humko Raahon Mein Yoonhi Milti Rahein Khushiyaan
Dil Chahta Hai,
Kabhi Na Beete Dubai ke Din,
Dil Chahta Hai,
Hum Na Rahe Kabhi SESS number Ke Bin
Jagmagaate Hain, Jhilmilaate Hain meadows key Raastein
58 waley phadtey rahein grades key
Waastewoh oh Oh woh ...
Dil Chahta Hai ...
Woh recruiter hai Kahan
This one is based on Woh Ladki Hai kahan from Dil chahta hai
--Participant (champu)--
Jisse dhoondta hoon main har kahin
Jo kabhi college main mila mujhe hai nahin
Mujhe jiske profile par ho yakeen
Woh recruiter hai kahan
Jisse sirf mere resume say hi pyaar ho
Jo paise dene ko bhi taiyyaar ho
Woh recruiter hai kahan
--Placomm--
Jo profile tumhaare khwaabon mein hain basi
Woh company filhaal to campus aaye nahin
Lekin Milegi tumhe kabhi na kabhi
Zara resume upload karoon yahan wahan
Chalo dhoondte hain hum tum kahin
Woh profile woh package Woh Company
Jisse dekhke kaho tum vahin
Arre mujhe naukri Karni hain yahan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Jaane kyoon khayaal aaya mujhe
Ke yeh kaam placom ke bus ka nahin
Tum mein nahin hain woh saari khubiyaan
jinko dhoondhe recruiter har kahin
--PLACOM--
Tumhe dhoka lagta hai ho gaya
hume underestimate kyon kiya
Tumhara placement jaroor hoga
Karo tum na yeh ghumaan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Jisse dhoondta hoon main har kahin
Jo kabhi college main mila mujhe hai nahin
Mujhe jiske profile par ho yakeen
Woh recruiter hai kahan
Maan lo, agar main yeh kahoon
Ke mere khwaabon mein Fortune 10 hi ho
Jaan lo, mera armaan hai
Ke mere placement inhiin main hoo
--PLACOM--
Mujhe tumne kya yeh bol diya
Mera dil ko jaise dhadakna bandh ho gaya
Mere dimaag ka dahi ban gaya
Sun ke tumhari daastaan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Jisse dhoondta hoon main har kahin
Jo kabhi college main mila mujhe hai nahin
Mujhe jiske profile par ho yakeen
--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan
--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan
--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan
--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan
--Participant (champu)--
Jisse dhoondta hoon main har kahin
Jo kabhi college main mila mujhe hai nahin
Mujhe jiske profile par ho yakeen
Woh recruiter hai kahan
Jisse sirf mere resume say hi pyaar ho
Jo paise dene ko bhi taiyyaar ho
Woh recruiter hai kahan
--Placomm--
Jo profile tumhaare khwaabon mein hain basi
Woh company filhaal to campus aaye nahin
Lekin Milegi tumhe kabhi na kabhi
Zara resume upload karoon yahan wahan
Chalo dhoondte hain hum tum kahin
Woh profile woh package Woh Company
Jisse dekhke kaho tum vahin
Arre mujhe naukri Karni hain yahan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Jaane kyoon khayaal aaya mujhe
Ke yeh kaam placom ke bus ka nahin
Tum mein nahin hain woh saari khubiyaan
jinko dhoondhe recruiter har kahin
--PLACOM--
Tumhe dhoka lagta hai ho gaya
hume underestimate kyon kiya
Tumhara placement jaroor hoga
Karo tum na yeh ghumaan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Jisse dhoondta hoon main har kahin
Jo kabhi college main mila mujhe hai nahin
Mujhe jiske profile par ho yakeen
Woh recruiter hai kahan
Maan lo, agar main yeh kahoon
Ke mere khwaabon mein Fortune 10 hi ho
Jaan lo, mera armaan hai
Ke mere placement inhiin main hoo
--PLACOM--
Mujhe tumne kya yeh bol diya
Mera dil ko jaise dhadakna bandh ho gaya
Mere dimaag ka dahi ban gaya
Sun ke tumhari daastaan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Jisse dhoondta hoon main har kahin
Jo kabhi college main mila mujhe hai nahin
Mujhe jiske profile par ho yakeen
--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan
--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan
--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan
--PLACOM--
Woh recruiter hai kahan
--PARTICIPANT (CHAMPU)--
Main intezar kar raha hoon yahan
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko
This one is based on chandu ke chacha by Aasma
Scene: Chillout room suddenly transforms to an office
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
Dimag apna aise chalao
Customer ko bankruptcy court main phaunchao
come to office, free ki coffee peye jao
aish karo tum, day trading/orkuting karte jao
socho jab tak deadline hai baaki
solution itne bakwaas suggest karo taaki
boss tumhe dekh kar frustrate ho jaye
chod ke sab kuch woh dewaar pe sar maar maar ke behosh ho jaye
(chorus)
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye ,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye
company ne naye recruit ki capability pe liye chance,
recruit ko bole manage my customers, yah yah yah
recruit do a good job baby
chal hat chat phut yeh kaam mujhe sey nahi hoga , boss ko recruit bola
aise faltu kaam key liye phir mat bolna, aur boss ko diya verbal chmaat
1, 2, 3, 4, boss passes out on the floor
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye ,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye
kaam milna sey pehle, voicemail activate karke canteen bhag jao,
achi kasi profitable clients ko, heavy losses karvao ,
come to office, free ki coffee peye jao
aish karo tum, day trading/orkuting karte jao
aish karo jabtka deadline hai baaki,
trade karo jabtak cashflow hai baaki,
kal position favourable na ho paye,
jaane kal ko market down ho jaye,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye ,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
Scene: Chillout room suddenly transforms to an office
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
Dimag apna aise chalao
Customer ko bankruptcy court main phaunchao
come to office, free ki coffee peye jao
aish karo tum, day trading/orkuting karte jao
socho jab tak deadline hai baaki
solution itne bakwaas suggest karo taaki
boss tumhe dekh kar frustrate ho jaye
chod ke sab kuch woh dewaar pe sar maar maar ke behosh ho jaye
(chorus)
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye ,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye
company ne naye recruit ki capability pe liye chance,
recruit ko bole manage my customers, yah yah yah
recruit do a good job baby
chal hat chat phut yeh kaam mujhe sey nahi hoga , boss ko recruit bola
aise faltu kaam key liye phir mat bolna, aur boss ko diya verbal chmaat
1, 2, 3, 4, boss passes out on the floor
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye ,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye
kaam milna sey pehle, voicemail activate karke canteen bhag jao,
achi kasi profitable clients ko, heavy losses karvao ,
come to office, free ki coffee peye jao
aish karo tum, day trading/orkuting karte jao
aish karo jabtka deadline hai baaki,
trade karo jabtak cashflow hai baaki,
kal position favourable na ho paye,
jaane kal ko market down ho jaye,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye ,
mba recruit ne corporate HR ko ushay hire karne ki decision regret karvaye
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
get up, get up n Strategize
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