Champu and Champi

Neal and Nikki .. need i say more

Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi

Main shayaad bees saal ka tha jab mujhe pehli baar MBA karne ka Bukhar hua
IMS kay brochure ko maine dekha
Form bharke main barbad hua
main tab bhi itna bada fool tha jitna main aaj hoon
main tab bhi superchampu tha jaise main aaj hoon

Champu champu champu

Hey i am the champu i am the man, Bekaar Berozgaar
I am the champu i am the man, Bekaar Berozgaar

Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta champu and champi

Champu :Okay so what about you? whatz your story girl?

Champi= :Well!!

Main to yun hi form bhar baithe, jaane bina maine fees bhar de
i was twenty, maine college ka ad tv pe dekha, ****** uska naam tha
Champu:Oh that coll? It sucks
Champu:You know, wahan par naukir nahin milte
Champi:what?
Champu:yeah
umm main bahut impressed thi and anywayz
i know mere recruiter bulletproof jacket pahen ke aayega
Iran ka offer kano mein woh gungunayega

Champi champi champi champi

yo Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening

Champi Bakshi..........champu

one year MBA is better than two, naye market mein offers milenge galore!
jab bhi yeh calculate karta !! i wanted to join the college even more
woh international faculty say hamko phadvayenge
Global exposure hamko dil vayenge!!

Champi:What!! Tujhe yey sab kisne bataya.. weirdo

duniya ki har ek bewakoof is college main bharti hai
non stop rg ki hamari kahani hai

Hey i am the champu i am the man, Bekaar Berozgaar
I am the champu i am the man Bekaar Berozgaar

Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta Champu n Champi
Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta Champu n Champi

21-22 college was so boring; 21-24
Champu: naukri was so boring
Champi:please!! Ab to samjho!!
line lagake sabh train/bus pakadte thay
agar miss ho gaye to half-day salary cut ke bare mein rote thay
mere joh dream company hai woh sapno mein hi rehte hai
jab main college aaten hoon Placom yeh kehte hai

Champi champi champi champi

yo Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy, full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy, full on studying, but placement still not happening

Champu:Agar hum dono kabhi miljate socho aaise kahin miljate
(the tune of tujhe dekha toh yeh jana sanam plays here)
Both: naaaa
Champi: ham tabhe is college main aa jateee !!


Champu:hey main tab bhi itna bada fool tha jitna main aaj hoon
main tab bhi superchampu tha jaise main aaj hoon

Champi: i know i know

you are the Champu you are the man Bekaar Berozgaar
you are the Champuyou are the man Bekaar Berozgaar
yo Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening
Champi Bakshi, sweet n sexy full on studying, but placement still not happening

Ta ta ra ra ta ra ta Champu n Champi (x4)