Uncle Kehte hain!

This is an adaption of a song i am sure all of remember from QSQT .. for my brothers in arms and our landlord who shall fondly and firmly remain anonymous

Scene – A cold winter night somewhere in the North of India
Three not so bright MBAs AZ, VA, BO – premier B-School graduates (supposedly all) pondering starting up their value leading company’s operations in Brazil/ The Netherlands and insourcing customer visits (for obvious reasons).

AZ - ****on agle mahine one of u will go to give the rent checks
BO- parbo na! Hobe na!
VA –isse pehle I will eat tandoori chicken

AZ – Uncle phir chaloon ho gaye – yahan ham apne Promotion aur increment key aage nahin jaate – aur voh kehte… baar baar yahien kehte hain

BO, VA – Kya kehte hain ….. (why do we sense a song)


AZ -Uncle kehte hain bada naam karenge
Tenants mere aisa kaam karenge
BO, VA - Magar yeh to hum bhi na jaane
Ki kabtak tikke ge hum yahan

AZ -Uncle kehte hain bada naam karenge
Tenants mere aisa kaam karenge
BO, VA - Magar yeh to hum bhi na jaane
Ki kabtak tikke ge hum yahan
Chall theek hai Uncle kehte hain bada naam karenge (big sheepish smile from VA)

BO - Baithe hain milke hum thand mein bina heater key
Sabke dilon mein noton key armaan hai
Baithe hain milke hum thand mein bina heater key
Sabke dilon mein noton key armaan hai
AZ, VA-Humko promotion kab milega
Increment kitna milega - Har ek nazar ka sapna yeh hai
AZ-Koi BMG mein transfer hoge – presales ko badnaam karega
VA– sales mein koi transfer hoke bhuktega
BO - Magar yeh to koi na jaane
Ki meri manzil hai kahan

AZ, VA (sigh - they both know they live on the ground floor)

AZ, VA, BO -Uncle kehte hain bada naam karenge

BO - Mera to sapna hai ek aise profile/company
Kaam ho jisme kam sey kam aur main ghoomon bahar (US etc etc)
Mera to sapna hai ek aise profile/company
Kaam ho jisme kam sey kam aur main ghoomon bahar (US etc etc)

AZ, VA (mentally think –this is the first time BO has had a good idea .. actually the first time he has had a idea) and chime in
Business class mein first class Khana!
Marriot mein thehrenge yaar
Bande company ko chuna laga ke customer ko “value add” karenge
Business development justification batake duniya ghoomeenge

BO - Meri nazar se dekho to yaaron
Ki meri manzil hai kahan
AZ, VA, BO Uncle kehte hain bada naam karenge

(Reverie is shattered by a soft but determined bell ringing)

Uncle – VA beta…..
AZ: he called you
BO: aamhi phun aache

VA: ^*^*minon!!

Bas ek Increment!!!

i am back !!!!!

for everone suffering from the lack of compensation blues!!!



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Tu ek baar jo mera evaluation karke salary hike karde to mera effort justify ho jayegaa,
Zara Ilteja sunke mere Khaali jabe ki mujhe hike deta ja...

Hike ke intezar mein kaise jiyain hum,
Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam
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Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam

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Hamare neend, Khwabaon, yadhaon, weekends ko barbad karte ho tum,
Badaake mein yeh haath paisa mango to pal bar mein hothe ho Gum.

Hike ke intezar mein kaise jiyain hum,
Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam
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Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam

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Lagta hai Mere Career ki Takdheer mein, Likhein hain andherein Ghanee,
Thabi last time Shayad salary sirf 5% sey hike hue..

Mere Career ki Lakeeron mein likhe abhi aur kithne average evaluation
Khafaa Ho gayein hain zindagi , loans sey ho rahein hain meherbaan Gam,


Hike ke intezar mein kaise jiyain hum,
Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam
Hike ke intezar mein kaise jiyain hum,
Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam

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