I- Banker's paradise!!

for a long time a colleague and friend of mine.. who has a slight ..very slight problem with Hindi... as been asking me parody an english song .. so here we go based on Coolio's Gangsta's paradise!!

As I walk through the trading floor in the shadow of debt
I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left
coz I've been investing in futures so long, that
even the SMM champus thinks that my mind is gone
but I ain't never short sold a share that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a retail Invester you know that's unheard of
you better watch how you're talking, and where you're investing
or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to sell but i gotta, loc
As I Grow I see myself in the bull run, fool
I'm the kinda G the little fin mba's wanna be like
on my knees in the night, studying Brealey Myers in the streetlight

been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
keep spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
keep spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise

They got the situation, they got me facin'
I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the bears

so I gotta be down with the treasury team
too much bloomberg watching got me chasing dreams
I'm a highly educated fool with profit booking on my mind
got my laptop in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out I-Banker set trippin' investor
and my Client's Portfolio is down so don't arouse my anger, fool
bankruptcy ain't nothing but a market crash away,
I'm living life, sell or die, what can I say
I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24
the way the markets are moving I don't know

[Chorus:]

Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the only ones buying, are you and me
been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise

Power and the money, money and the power
minute after minute, hour after hour
everybody's selling, but half of them ain't looking
what's going on in the markets, but I don't know what's kickin'
they say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
if they can't understand it, how can they reach me
I guess they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool

been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
been spending most their lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
spending most our lives, living in the I-Banker's paradise
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the only ones buying, are you and me
Tell me why are we, so blind to see
That the only ones buying, are you and me


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