Addicted to RG!!!!!

I can so imagine this – 7 years from now PGDM06 meets at a reunion and this songs starts to play – everyone gets glazy eyed and recalls those sleepless nights in Meadows 9!!!!!

If you cant recognize this song - shame on you !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0U5JfGYx4c



The lights are off; you’re in bed, but not asleep
Your hiding with Kotler/ Brealey Myers under the covers, your torch is on!!!
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another A is what it will take!!!

You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
There’s no doubt, you’re in deep
Your GPA is down, so there’s no way you can sleep
Another A is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah
Its closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to RG!!

You read the case study, but you can’t do the segmentation
You’re banging your head against the keyboard
Your sheet doesn’t balance!
Another B- and you’ll slip below 3.0, a one-track mind

Your PowerPoint doesn’t get saved
Oblivion is all you crave
If there’s something left of your sanity
You don’t mind trading that for an A-

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah
Its closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to RG

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG

The lights are off; you’re in bed, not fast asleep
Your hiding with Kotler/ Brealey Myers under the covers, your torch is on!!!
Your heart sweats, your body shakes
Another A is what it will take!!!

Whoa, you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff, oh yeah
Its closer to the truth to say you can’t get enough,
You know you’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to RG

Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to RG

Champuberg's location uncertainity principle!!!

Mz. Freckles RJ and the Champu can never be in the same city or state. For the most part never in the same country!! We are working on the continent and the planet part (Haule Haule) - stand by for results.

Nani Hyderabadi

This one's for my Groupie ( Group 6) and fellow SMT' at err. handshake distance.... NN aka Natkhat Nani who recently bought the farm and got engaged.

on the zany and wacky (describes Nani to an N) song by the Red Hot Chili peppers - Dani California - I give you Nani Hyderabadi!!!!!

Getting her MBA from the emirate of Dubai
Papa was a Chem Trader and mama was a stay at home aunty
At Hotbreads she’d shell out 2 dirhams for a chai
Price you gotta pay when you study Abroad
She never knew that there was anything more than copy paste
What else in the world is google for ?

Mint Apple Sheesha, sweet Nirvana
always missed the 8:00 AM Bus
She's a ppt guru, rebel and a don’t give a damner’
Ignored the prof said champu whatcha gonna
Surfing the web at blazing speed on a cheap Acer
Just another day of MBA survived

Andhra rest in peace
Texas Stand by please
Champugon show your teeth
She's your princess, Call the priest
YEAH, YEAH

She's a chiller, baby and a blogger
Shoulda seen this coming when she moved back to Begumpet
With a name like Nani Hyderabadi
The day was gonna come when some dude was gonna land ya
A little loaded from the sheesha, she was stealing another drag
We love our Natkat Nani to death

Andhra rest in peace
Texas Stand by please
Champugon show your teeth
She's your princess, Call the priest
YEAH, YEAH

Andhra rest in peace
Texas Stand by please
Champugon show your teeth
She's your princess, Call the priest
YEAH, YEAH


Who knew the feminine side of you?
Who knew the Biryani Making side of you
she’s definitely marriage material
NA says “To main kya karoon”

Push the AOTA* option in the quiz
Ok for now - scream when the grades come later!!!!

Never worked up to Noida
Thank the Gods -we would gone running for cover

South in the Tech city she was savin' the best for last
Champugon its gonna be wild -dont laugh
Gone too fast..

(Andhra rest in peace
Texas Stand by please
Champugon show your teeth
She's your princess, Call the priest
YEAH, YEAH) X 3

*All of the above

In case you havent heard the original (shame on you) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kID5W9k-Zw

Its kind of tragic

For my 151 Friends - guys and gals how have recently tied the knot, taken the plunge, walked the whole nine yards, gotten themselves a ball and chain

btw forgive me Freckles - i just could'nt resist - you know i am like this only

Its Kind Of tragic


It’s kind of tragic,
It’s kind of tragic
Actually it’s very tragic,
One Bride, one Groom, one wedding,
Just in one go, seven circles/ two statements of Kabool hai
It’s kind of tragic
The dawning that this is the end of days,
Your bachelorhood ends this day,
It’s kind of tragic
The gong that sounds inside your mind,
It's the sound of one door closing permanently,
It’s kind of tragic
The waiting to be married seemed like eternity,
Only on this day will be the dawn of sanity,
It’s definitely tragic,
Now there can be only one,
This partying you did as a bachelor,
Will soon be gone,
This flame that burned inside of you,
Now you’re hearing the sound of crockery,
The gong that sounds inside your mind,
It's the sound of one door closing permanently,
It’s kind of tragic
The flame that burned inside of you
Will soon be, will soon be,
Will soon be gone,
This is kind of tragic,
Now there can be only one,
The flame that burned inside of you
Will soon be gone,
Tragic- It’s kind of tragic
Tragic, tragic, tragic, tragic,
It's tragic,
It's a kind of tragic.

Uncle Kehte hain!

This is an adaption of a song i am sure all of remember from QSQT .. for my brothers in arms and our landlord who shall fondly and firmly remain anonymous

Scene – A cold winter night somewhere in the North of India
Three not so bright MBAs AZ, VA, BO – premier B-School graduates (supposedly all) pondering starting up their value leading company’s operations in Brazil/ The Netherlands and insourcing customer visits (for obvious reasons).

AZ - ****on agle mahine one of u will go to give the rent checks
BO- parbo na! Hobe na!
VA –isse pehle I will eat tandoori chicken

AZ – Uncle phir chaloon ho gaye – yahan ham apne Promotion aur increment key aage nahin jaate – aur voh kehte… baar baar yahien kehte hain

BO, VA – Kya kehte hain ….. (why do we sense a song)


AZ -Uncle kehte hain bada naam karenge
Tenants mere aisa kaam karenge
BO, VA - Magar yeh to hum bhi na jaane
Ki kabtak tikke ge hum yahan

AZ -Uncle kehte hain bada naam karenge
Tenants mere aisa kaam karenge
BO, VA - Magar yeh to hum bhi na jaane
Ki kabtak tikke ge hum yahan
Chall theek hai Uncle kehte hain bada naam karenge (big sheepish smile from VA)

BO - Baithe hain milke hum thand mein bina heater key
Sabke dilon mein noton key armaan hai
Baithe hain milke hum thand mein bina heater key
Sabke dilon mein noton key armaan hai
AZ, VA-Humko promotion kab milega
Increment kitna milega - Har ek nazar ka sapna yeh hai
AZ-Koi BMG mein transfer hoge – presales ko badnaam karega
VA– sales mein koi transfer hoke bhuktega
BO - Magar yeh to koi na jaane
Ki meri manzil hai kahan

AZ, VA (sigh - they both know they live on the ground floor)

AZ, VA, BO -Uncle kehte hain bada naam karenge

BO - Mera to sapna hai ek aise profile/company
Kaam ho jisme kam sey kam aur main ghoomon bahar (US etc etc)
Mera to sapna hai ek aise profile/company
Kaam ho jisme kam sey kam aur main ghoomon bahar (US etc etc)

AZ, VA (mentally think –this is the first time BO has had a good idea .. actually the first time he has had a idea) and chime in
Business class mein first class Khana!
Marriot mein thehrenge yaar
Bande company ko chuna laga ke customer ko “value add” karenge
Business development justification batake duniya ghoomeenge

BO - Meri nazar se dekho to yaaron
Ki meri manzil hai kahan
AZ, VA, BO Uncle kehte hain bada naam karenge

(Reverie is shattered by a soft but determined bell ringing)

Uncle – VA beta…..
AZ: he called you
BO: aamhi phun aache

VA: ^*^*minon!!

Bas ek Increment!!!

i am back !!!!!

for everone suffering from the lack of compensation blues!!!



Bas Ek Increment
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Tu ek baar jo mera evaluation karke salary hike karde to mera effort justify ho jayegaa,
Zara Ilteja sunke mere Khaali jabe ki mujhe hike deta ja...

Hike ke intezar mein kaise jiyain hum,
Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam
Hike ke intezar mein kaise jiyain hum,
Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam

Bas Ek Increment
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Hamare neend, Khwabaon, yadhaon, weekends ko barbad karte ho tum,
Badaake mein yeh haath paisa mango to pal bar mein hothe ho Gum.

Hike ke intezar mein kaise jiyain hum,
Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam
Hike ke intezar mein kaise jiyain hum,
Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam

Bas Ek Increment
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Lagta hai Mere Career ki Takdheer mein, Likhein hain andherein Ghanee,
Thabi last time Shayad salary sirf 5% sey hike hue..

Mere Career ki Lakeeron mein likhe abhi aur kithne average evaluation
Khafaa Ho gayein hain zindagi , loans sey ho rahein hain meherbaan Gam,


Hike ke intezar mein kaise jiyain hum,
Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam
Hike ke intezar mein kaise jiyain hum,
Khali hain mera bank account ....credit card ki limit hue khatam

Bas Ek Increment
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Kya Mujhe Bukhar Hai??

Since the dengue and Chikugunya and God knows what seems to be doing the rounds in this part of the world....

(machar dani loagaooooooo.. lagaooooooo)
kyun aajkal makhiyan kam machar jyada hai
lagta hai sanitation department ka dengue phailane ka iraada hain
kal tak 98.6 degree tha - aaj thoda zyada hain
check karke doctor sar khujata hain
kya mujhe bukhar hain aah
aas paas aur koi bimaar hain kya
kya mujhe bukhar hain aah
aas paas aur koi bimaar hain kya
machar dani loagaooooooo.. lagaooooooo

meri duniya...
gutter khule inn raston pe
macharon ki ek chadar hain
jabbhi dikhte hai hamko
dengue ya chikyunga ke tension hote hain
dekho jahaan wahaan marchoron jey jhund mileee
dengue key naye naye version jaise release hue
soye the khwaab mere jaage macharon key kaate
temperature lete hue bheethe hain mere rate
kya mujhe bukhar hain aah
aas paas aur koi bimaar hain kya
kya mujhe bukhar hain aah
aas paas aur koi bimaar hain kya
machar dani loagaooooooo.. lagaooooooo


tum kyon chale aate ho
har raat mere ghar mein
chupke se bhi chale jaaon
har din meri padose key ghar mein
dengue ki tension hote hai andheron mein ujaalon mein
kya chupa hai tere kaat mein
tu mere khwaabon mein jawaabon mein sawaalon mein
har din pahunch jaata hoon doctor ki clinic mein
kya mujhe bukhar hain aah
aas paas aur koi bimaar hain kya
kya mujhe bukhar hain aah
aas paas aur koi bimaar hain kya
machar dani loagaooooooo.. lagaooooooo